AUSTRALIA 10 FUNNIEST AUSTRALIAN JOKES

AUSTRALIA 10 FUNNIEST AUSTRALIAN JOKES

1) Canadians: Endure bitterly cold winters and are proud of it.
Americans: Don't have to do either, and couldn't care less.
Aussies: Don't understand what inclement weather means.

2) What is the difference between yogurt and Australia?
Yogurt has some culture

3) “What are you doing”, "Hunting Flies"
"Killed any?”, 3 males, 2 Females," he replied.
Intrigued, she asked. "How can you tell them apart?"
He responded, "3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone."

4) Q. Does it ever get windy in Australia? I have never seen it rain on TV, so how do the plants grow? (UK)
A. We import all plants fully grown and then sit around watching them die.

5) Do you know the difference between an Australian and a computer?
You only have to punch information into a computer once.

6) Ricky decides to go back home to Melbourne so he calls Qantas Airlines to book his flight.
The operator asks him, 'How many people are flying with you?'
Ricky replies, 'Strewth mate, how would I know. It's your plane.'

7) Q. Will I be able to see kangaroos in the street?
A. Depends how much you've been drinking.

8) What should you do if an Aussie throws a grenade at you.
Pull the pin and throw it back.

9) Q. How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?
A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

10) What do you call an Aussie who scores well in an IQ test?
A cheat

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